Thursday, September 27, 2018

Episode 13: The Hunt for Red Oktoberfest


I. Introduction

"Nuts, HOT Nuts!"


In 1810 Crown Prince Ludwig of Bavaria married Princess Therese of Saxe-Hildberg – the occasion was marked with a folk festival centered around horseraces, games, music, and tremendous quantities of beer and food.  Apparently everyone really enjoyed themselves so the folks of Munich decided to make it an annual event and with each year the festival grew and grew, outlasting the reign of Ludwig, forced off the throne during the German revolution, the German Empire, the Weimar Republic, the Third Reich, and the German Democratic Republic, better known as East Germany.   It is a tradition that has survived depressions, wars, and horrors unimaginable, a tradition that represents so much of what is good about the German people, a festival celebrating harvest and change and community.  It is the festival in which the casual observer will hear the song “Ein Prosit der Gemütlichkeit,” every twenty minutes. 


Today's theme is Mississippi Fred McDowell's 1959 "Germany Blues." 

II. Our Guest, Mein Großer Sexy Freund, Herr Stephen Wiley

High on a hill was a lonely goatherd,
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo!
Loud was the voice of the lonely goatherd,
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo!

III. Sam Adams Octoberfest
Boston, Massachusetts


BeerAdvocate: 3.67 of 5

RateBeer: 3.23 of 5

Untappd: 3.6 of 5

ABV: 5.3%

Price: $ to $$ - we got a six beer growler for only $12 but it can increase in price depending on location purchased.

Overall: Wiley notes it is not as good as it warms up and gives it a 2.5 of 5, Clayman notes the sweet to bittersweet notes aren't the best and gives it a 2.4 of 5, and Eric agrees with both giving it a 2.5 of 5.  Averaged out that comes to 2.47 of 5.

IV. Wolf Hills Brewing Oktoberfest
Abingdon, Virginia

BeerAdvocate: n/a

RateBeer: n/a

Untappd: 3.7 of 5

ABV: 5.9%

Price: $$

Overall: Wiley points out this is a fresher, more temperature resistant beer with solid hop flavors and gives it a 3.25, Clayman awards it a 3.0 of 5, and Eric a 3.75 of 5.  Overall rating? 3.33 of 5

V. Yee-Haw Brewing Oktoberfest
Johnson City, Tennessee



BeerAdvocate: 3.79 of 5

RateBeer: 3.28 of 5

Untappd: 3.76 of 5

ABV: 5.8%

Price: $$

Overall: Wiley gave this one a 4 of 5, Clayman a 3.3. of 5, and Eric a 3.5 of 5; the overall score? 3.6 of 5.

VI. Sponsors

This episode was sponsored by two wonderful local businesses:

Leben Farms of Abingdon, Virginia

Leben Farms is a community supported-agriculture (CSA) program that offers locally grown fresh vegetables in weekly boxes to its members in Southwest Virginia and East Tennessee.  Using organic and regenerative practices to grown nutrient dense food, community-supported agriculture is a food production and distribution system that directly connects farmers and consumers. In short: people buy "shares" of a farm's harvest in advance and then receive a portion of the crops as they're harvested.

Check them out on Facebook or Instagram.

Glade Pharmacy in Glade Spring, Virginia
33472 Lee Hwy, Glade Spring, VA 24340

Locally owned and managed, Glade Pharmacy provides the highest quality pharmaceutical service in the Emory/Glade Spring area.

VII. Appalachian Oktoberfests

Asheville, North Carolina 
October 6, 2018

Buffalo, West Virginia
October 20, 2018

Chattanooga, Tennessee
October 13-14, 2018

Cool Ridge, West Virginia
September 29, 2018


Floyd, Virginia
September 29, 2018

Gatlinburg, Tennessee
September 21-October 28, 2018

Harrodsburg, Kentucky
October 12-14, 2018


Hickory, North Carolina
October 12-14, 2018

Morgantown, West Virginia
September 30, 2018

Harrisonburg, Virginia
October 13, 2018

Mills River, North Carolina
October 13, 2018

Pipestem, West Virginia
October 6, 2018



Smith Mountain Lake, Virginia
October 13, 2018

Staunton, Virginia
October 6, 2018

Sugar Mountain, North Carolina
October 13-14, 2018


Tazewell, Virginia
October 6, 2018

Wheeling, West Virginia
October 5-7, 2018

VIII. Plugs







Chicago, Illinois

Farragut, Tennessee

IX. Selected Readings and Viewings

Alex Q. Arbuckle.  September 24, 2015.  "1902-1965: Oktoberfest."  Mashable.

Adrian Bridge.  September 14, 2018. "Everything You Need to Know About Oktoberfest - Including How to Book a Last-Minute Trip."  The Daily Telegraph.

Brad Darnell. September 11, 2017. "Top Ten Oktoberfest Beers."  The Beer Connoisseur.  32.

K. Florian Klemp. January 1, 2014. "Marzen/Oktoberfest." All About Beer Magazine. 34:6.

Staff. September 14, 2018. "Why is Oktoberfest held in September?" Vinepair.

Ronald Theriot. October 14, 2018. "Samuel Adams Octoberfest." Louisiana Beer Review.

X. Black Ink Epiphany: Original Art by Eric Drummond Smith 
(A Shameless Plug)


Hey folks, on September 29th I have a month-long show opening at Wolf Hills Brewing in Abindgon, Virginia. To open the show I'll be spending the day and evening at the Brewery to talk to folks and answer any questions you might have about the art. Also, I figured I'd go on and share my artist's statement for the show with you. I hope to see you Saturday, or if not then, later throughout the month!

Black Ink Epiphanies 
Artist Statement

First I turn on the music. Blues or jazz or punk usually, unless its Chopin or old-school rap. I close my eyes and let the music eat into my brain, fill me up with colors and rhythms and emotions, digging up philosophy and religion and memories.

I make marks on paper or wood or canvas, the music driving my hand like an old steam engine. There isn’t a purpose to it, except to make the mark, to be a conduit between music and emotion and whatever is going to be left on the paper when I’m done. Now, mind you, there will be a purpose, but I have to wait for it, dig through the paint and ink like Mary Anning sloughing rock for ichthyosaurs. Albrecht Dürer’s ghost gives me notes about rhinoceroses and devils and I steal my lines from Henri Matisse and Pablo Picasso and Keith Haring and Japanese ukiyo-e. I cuss softly under my breath because I’ll never be as good as Egon Schiele, never understand color as well as Van Gogh. Wassily Kandinsky and Jean-Michel Basquiat raise hell in the corner, anarchy on paper, glorious and free and terrifying, and I nod in time with banjos or trumpets, steel guitars and lamentations full of grit and scratches.

I think of the art you find in old places and dusty places in the mountains, invitations for booze and warnings of hell, memories of revivals and football games, paint chipping and rust rusting, imperfect and untrained and all the better for it, the art of the folk, my folk, the hillbillies and melungeons, the black folk and native American folk, all living in the shadowy blue-green-purple-brown-orange mountains. I remember the drips of graffiti on gray walls click-clacking coal trains, the cyan-magenta-yellow dots that acquainted with Unca’ Scrooge and Peter Parker, the yellow-varnished icons on the shelves of faraway churches, of birds by Audubon and menus in restaurants named after someone who lives a block away. I think of Hawai’ian shirts and of Christ's Entry Into Brussels in 1889, and the music swells again, the pattern etching into my mind and thus my hand and thus my brush and thus my paper. I think of birds.

The music lets out my rage and sadness and joy, venting it into the paint, keeping me from going mad, from joining my kith and kin whose spirits wander, furtive, les enfants de l'art brut, haunting asylums and hospitals and backrooms and basements.

Sometimes I write on the paper or wood or canvas, prose and poetry and lyrics, Bible stories and legends, hard truths and gentle lies. I hold my brush like a Chinese calligrapher then, sometimes, justifying mistakes as divine intervention, embracing the error in the evolution of the composition.

Then, eventually, the music stops and the artist creeps back inside, just under the skin. I’m the other me again, until I pick a new song.

Thursday, September 20, 2018

Episode 12: Old Milwaukee with Eli Wentz

I. Introduction

This is State Fair beer. 
First brewed in 1849 by the Joseph Schlitz Brewing Company, today’s beer, remained with Schlitz until 1982 when it was acquired by Stroh Brewing of Detroit, who in turn managed it until 2000 when it was acquired by that little giant of breweries, Pabst.  Today representing itself with World War II-style pin-up girls on their cans, this beer is perhaps best known for being shilled by the fiction, but hormone-provoking, Swedish bikini team.  This is a beer that Will Ferrell loves so much he filmed free, unscripted ads for them focused on the Quad-Cities region of Iowa and Illinois (Davenport, Betterdorf, Rock Island, Moline, and East Moline - don’t worry, we had to look it up too – and why are there five cities?).  This is the beer that Consumer Reports described as the best mass-marketed beer based on the evaluation by 17 beer scholars (including several with PhDs in fermentation science) from a slate of 69 beers.


Today's theme is Memphis Slim's 1961 "I Just Landed in Your Town."

II. Our Guest, The Old Man in Glade Spring, Cap'n Eli Wentz

Eli Hemmingwentz.
III. Rubric

BeerAdvocate: 2.35 of 5

RateBeer: 1.39 of 5

Untappd: 2.35 of 5

ABV: 4.6%

Ingredients: Six-row malted barley, a specially-formulated corn syrup (not high fructose corn syrup), two complementary types of hops, filtered water, and cultured yeast.

Cost: $ - - - if we could type half a dollar sign we would - costs us only about $7.50 for a 12-pack at the local drug store.

IV. Our Reviews and Talking Points

Appearance: Gold, translucent, transparent. Well-carbonated (soda-esque levels). Head rapidly recedes.

Aroma: Very light, described by Dr. Wentz as the smell of a fraternity house floor the morning after a party.

Flavor: Simple lager, unassuming and nothing offensive, "not a hard-hitter," - Clayman.

Mouthfeel: Nothing of note.

Authenticity, Marketing, and Other Factors: Will Ferrell ads are on point, the retro-style pin-ups are not over-whelming, sort of nostalgic.  The Swedish Bikini Team appealed to us as hormone-driven teens, and the Monty Python-esque stuff is decent for a chuckle, but it is still pretty sex-sells heavy. 

Overall: Eli gave Old Milwaukee a rating of 3 of 5, Clayman a rating of 2.8 of 5, and Eric a 2.75 of 5 - our average score? 2.85 of 5. 

V. Sponsors

This episode was sponsored by two wonderful local businesses:


Leben Farms of Abingdon, Virginia

Leben Farms is a community supported-agriculture (CSA) program that offers locally grown fresh vegetables in weekly boxes to its members in Southwest Virginia and East Tennessee.  Using organic and regenerative practices to grown nutrient dense food, community-supported agriculture is a food production and distribution system that directly connects farmers and consumers. In short: people buy "shares" of a farm's harvest in advance and then receive a portion of the crops as they're harvested.

Check them out on Facebook or Instagram.

Glade Pharmacy in Glade Spring, Virginia
33472 Lee Hwy, Glade Spring, VA 24340

Locally owned and managed, Glade Pharmacy provides the highest quality pharmaceutical service in the Emory/Glade Spring area.

VI. Plugs




Abingdon, Virginia


Abingdon, Virginia 

Abingdon, Virginia

Prince
Abingdon, Virginia

VII. Selected Reading and Viewing

Rusty Blazenhoff.  January 20, 2012. "Will Ferrell Creates Unscripted Old Milwaukee Beer Ads for Free in Various Midwest Cities." Laughing Squid

Marc Fisher.  May 25, 1996.  "Ale Freezes Over: Old Milwaukee Leads the Pack in Taste Test." The Washington Post. 

Dave Infante.  August 12, 2014.  "Remembering the Swedish Bikini Team: Beer Advertising's Forgotten First Ladies." Thrillist. 

Tim Nudd. March 20, 2012.  "Will Ferrell or Old Milwaukee: I Just Love a Good, Crappy Beer."  Adweek. 

Chris Schonberger.  July 4, 2013.  "America's Best Cheap Beers, Ranked."  First We Feast.

Ronald Theriot.  February 12, 2011. "Old Milwaukee."  Louisiana Beer Reviews.  On YouTube.

VIII. Selected Advertisements

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c. 1991 The Swedish Bikini Team
[For some reason we're having trouble embedding these, so we're doing simple links: 1 and 2]

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Thursday, September 13, 2018

Episode 11: Budweiser with Jumpin' Joe Reiff

What's the difference between a Methodist and a Baptist?


I. Introduction

The ancient Greeks argued there were three fundamental types of ethical government, distinguished by the number of people allowed to participate in the legislative process – democracies, aristocracies, and monarchies.  They argued that for each of these forms of government there was a parallel, but fundamentally exploitative negative equivalent – mob rule, oligarchy, and tyranny.  Today we’re going to determine whether one beer, one of the most financially successful in the history of beverage, is a properly called the King of Beers – or the Tyrant of Tipples.

That’s right, today on Pickled Eggs & Cold Beer, we’re talking about Budweiser.

Bogus Ben Covington’s 1928 “Adam & Eve in the Garden."

II. Our Guest, the Reverend Doctor Jumpin' Joe Reiff

Two professors, three beards. 
III. Rubric

BeerAdvocate: 2.66 of 5

RateBeer: 1.48 of 5

Untappd: 2.54 of 5

ABV: 5.0%

Ingredients: Two and six row barley malt, filtered water, hops, yeast (descended from the original Budweiser culture) and rice (grown in Jonesboro, Arkansas).

Costs: $ - inexpensive, though sometimes pricey outside of the United States.

IV. Our Reviews and Talking Points 

Appearance: Yellow gold, translucent, carbonated but not heavily.  Light head that rapidly recedes.

Aroma: Inoffensive, largely absent.

Flavor:  American-style lager that in  leans towards a traditional European style.  Light, mild aftertaste.

Mouthfeel: Not too heavy, but with enough body that it definitively is "beer-like."  Carbonation isn't overwhelming, but present.

Authenticity, Marketing, and Other Factors:  Ubiquitous, though often eclipsed by that of Bud Light.  The visual language remains classical, rather beautiful.  And those horses, guys.  Those horses.

Overall: The good Professor Reiff gave Budweiser a 3.1, Clayman a 3.0, and Eric a 3.25 for an average rating of 3.12 of 5. 

V. Sponsors

This episode was sponsored by two wonderful local businesses:

Leben Farms of Abingdon, Virginia

Providing Local Fresh Vegetables in Weekly Boxes to community-supported agriculture members (CSA) in Southwest Virginia and East Tennessee using organic and regenerative practices to grown nutrient dense food.  Community-supported agriculture  is a food production and distribution system that directly connects farmers and consumers. In short: people buy "shares" of a farm's harvest in advance and then receive a portion of the crops as they're harvested.  Check them out on Facebook or Instagram.

Glade Pharmacy in Glade Springs, Virginia
33472 Lee Hwy, Glade Spring, VA 24340

Locally owned and managed, providing the highest quality pharmaceutical service in the Emory/Glade Springs area.

VI. Plugs



Atlanta, Georgia 

Greenville, Mississippi; Paducah, Kentucky; and assorted franchises

Emory, Virginia


Castlewood, Virginia

Tazewell, Virginia

Tazewell, Virginia

Bristol, Virginia 

Houston, Texas

Abingdon, Virginia

Johnson City, Tennessee 

VII. Selected Reading and Viewing


Jonathon Cooper. April 13, 2015. "Budweiser Is Not ‘Beer.'" Medium

Nick Hines. October 27, 2017. "10 Things You Should Know About Budweiser." VinePair.

Maria Cristina Lelonde. June 29, 2018. "Betcha Didn’t Know These 10 Fascinating Facts About Budweiser." Wide Open Eats. 

Randy Mosher. "Budweiser." Craft Beer and Brewing Magazine.

Mike Newman. "Decoded: Budweiser." Cool Material.

Erica Sweeney. May 9, 2018. "Budweiser flies into World Cup with fleet of beer delivery drones." Marketing Dive. 

VIII. Selected Advertisements


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(Collection)

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